So last night I went to U street to listen to some live Jazz music with some friends. After the nights festivities, I decided to walk home. Being absent minded, I took the shortest route, which is 15th Street. Not really a busy street, and it was like 1am. I was being cautious however. All the sudden I heard some footsteps behind me. First normal....then walking fast. Then as they got closer, they started to match my speed more. I didn't want to turn around or do anything, so I decided to just cross the street. So bozo starts following me. At this point, my adrenaline is full speed, I was ready to give someone a taste of carbon fiber if needed. So I decided to slow down and see if he would just pass me. As I get to the sidewalk, he comes up besides me. A shady, drugged out looking white guy in late 20's or something. I was like wtf! But I kept walking and he bumped into my side. I said excuse me, trying to be polite, and he grabbed my arm. At that point I turned and was like HEY, and gave him the Halfstep look of death. He backed off and scurried around the next street corner....
DC is full of weirdo's......
So to all you without the protection of a fake leg, be careful! hehe
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LOL, I might need to borrow your leg next time someone follows me.
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